Deep thoughts starring Curt Schilling and Jose Canseco

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— Biography.com (@Bio) July 30, 2014

Up till a day ago, Yogi Berra was considered baseball’s go-to philosopher, but now Curt Schilling and even Jose Canseco are weighing in on weighty (and weightless) topics.

CURT SCHILLING ON EVOLUTION

First up was former Red Sox ace Curt Schilling, who turned to Twitter on Wednesday night to share his newfound fascination with evolution — or, more specifically, his skepticism with the theory.

Settle in and listen to this world changing mind, he's eccentric and awesome, you have to rethink your world. https://t.co/Lf7FMjh00D

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) November 12, 2014

The example. Every living creature came from one cell? Show me the fossils of the beings that became humans, before they were humans…

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) November 13, 2014

Where are the fossils for all the 'MISSES" in your Evolution theory? Elephants bred elephants, and will for a thousand years right?

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) November 13, 2014

Schilling goes on with another half dozen tweets that aren’t particularly novel or insightful, so let’s move on to what’s been on Jose Canseco’s mind…

JOSE CANSECO ON COMET HOPPING

Not to be outdone by some pencil-necked pitcher, former bash brother Jose Canseco waxed philosophic on the benefits of comet travel.

Comet Transport is the key to our survival .

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Galactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Comets are faster than anything we could ever build and have their own power solving are two problems

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014

Opens up new business like galaxy touring cruising, asteroid mining, interstellar trade, and planet colonies

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 13, 2014